Women Maybe Able to Fake an Orgasm, But Men Can Fake a Whole Relationship...
a man was at a bar when a hot woman approached him.
she said "im gonna tell you right out front. i love really kinky sex."
he said "thats great! me too!"
she replied "im not sure you're ready for how kinky i can get.."
he said "lady, bring it on.. you dont know who you're talking to."
she says "ok, lets go back to my place"
the guy agrees, and they walk to her place a few blocks away. when they get inside her apartment, she excuses herself to the room and tells him to get comfortable. she goes to her closet, puts on a tight, black leather body suit. she grabs her handcuffs, flogger, and the studded paddle. when she finally emerges from the room she sees the man pulling up his pants, and buckling his belt.
the man says "well, thanks a lot, i'll see ya later.."
the woman asks "wait..what happened to the kinky sex?"
he says "well, i already pissed on your cat, f*cked your dog, and took a sh*t in your purse."
Two quotes sum me up...
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct”
-W. Somerset Maugham
Two quotes sum me up...
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct”
-W. Somerset Maugham
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